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DELTA 9 brings you a new, regular information service from
Ravetap's DJ Braiken.
It's good to be back, I nearly wasn't. The future of Braiken
News seemed doomed after BN#02 - I think I touched a nerve
with something I wrote and some rotters started tinkering
with my technology. I won't go into details but it was really
rather tiresome and I am only back online thanks to the quick-thinking
of Saint Acid.
You may have noted the lack of visual documentation from
Robot Music Reborn at the District the other week. This was
due, in part, to some sadistic sabotage for reasons left unclear.
We believe that we were attacked through our digital cameras
and mobile telephones. Extensive research carried out at the
Beyondlush Scientific Research Centre suggest that digital
signals transmitted from massive electronic devices were to
blame.
Evidence suggests, "
that digital cameras are constantly
picking up a radio signal that conforms to U.S. World Security
Guidelines."
(source; Keith @ BSRC)
Without this signal, all digital technology is rendered obsolete
and life in the Western Civilisation is largely terminated.
It
is, however, prudent for those in control of these transmissions
to "keep pumping out the invisible spunk" as they
are surely using digital cameras as eyes to see into our lives.
Science Fiction brainiacs aliken this to the Eye of Sauron
from The Lord of the Rings books. Please note that the author,
Tolkien lived an unnaturally long life (he is thought to have
died aged 171) and is widely considered to be the first man
to decifer "a series of mucked-up squiggles from Mars"
(source; the RaveBot). This text later became the basis for
The Lord of the Rings story. He also had a prosthetic (i.e.
robotic) pelvis. Coincidence?
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